QUOTE(Shehz @ Feb 11 2008, 07:14 PM)

Eisha, wellcome.
The last 3 girls managed to move their introductions to around 14 pages, with around 80 posts per page.
Let's see if you can top that.
Here we go boys, we have a girl member saying hi !!
* BTW, I didn't pay anything, I just warm upto the Big Boys (that's my secret).
Keep smiling at the moderators, you'll become a Colonel in no time, seriously.
Shehz, I didnt know she was a girl. I guess that's now a whole different 'ball' game. Eisha, instead of flaunting around with a m-16 and a two people having rpg's, women have a whole different rule set.
For Major, you need to show us a picture of your hands covered in Henna, for added bonus you can include some of your poems and paintings [they need to be esoteric and abstract, and shouldnt make no sense.] . Also there is a caveat for this rule, the poems should not deal with guys are losers, or why they cheat..If your poem deals with that issue , your rank will be immediately demoted to 'lunatic'
Now for Colonel, the pictures get interesting, one of our previous women memebers immediately became a full fledged colonel, by either telling the mods are cute or by showing us a picture of her feet. The condition for the feet picture is that the it is a group pic with many feets arranged in a concentric circle and should be followed by a question?? [the question is very important]
"which feet is mine" ...followed by a very detailed explanation of how awesome your friends are...
added bonus here would be henna on the feet too..At this stage pending approval from the mods and the hormone filled teens , you will be immediately catapulted to Colonel rank..
regarding ranks higher than colonel, I dont know what the requirements for women are, I dont think there are any non mod women in higher ranks than a colonel. Maybe you could check with Saira, she can give you some pointers on how to get past the colonel stage.
but remember to get to the general stage, there are no exceptions, since this is a defense forum, it is mandatory to have your picture where you are holding a weapon of choice [knives, slippers not included]. You can cover your face for privacy purposes..
if you check one of the last general threads, where Skull-Buster became a general at the young age of 17 or was it 18, he did so because he took a picture in front of ..yes a real fighter plane and yes there were two guys standing under each wing with a rpg..It was amazing. you can check with him for more pointers, thgh I cant be help accountable if his questions turn 'offtopic..'
...and yeah dont flirt with plat ..he is harami :-p....there are also a couple of playboys in this forum..one you need to lokout for is paguma larvata, he has the cobra stare and he usually captures his women for feeding using that stare..so be careful..whatever you do..dont look into his eyes..
Hope you have a good time here..please check with the mods if they can make a relaxation regarding weapon usage, I am sure they can make an exception.